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One liners

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Forum Name: Humour
Forum Discription: "CLEAN" humour only please !
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Printed Date: 30 August 2014 at 3:29pm


Topic: One liners
Posted By: Angel
Subject: One liners
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 7:48am

maybe this can go into the humour section, I'll leave that up to the moderators

 

"Why is it that brain cells die and yet fat cells live forever?"

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"No sense being pessimistic, it probably won't work anyway."



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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~



Replies:
Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 7:54am

Hi Angel....nice one liners, esp the last one. I was away from IC for a long time, so good to have a "restart" with lighthearted posts! Keep 'em flowing!

(Yes, I put it in humour section)

Regards...



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Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper).
(Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45)


Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 8:24am
HI amah

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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~


Posted By: StarComm
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 11:43am

our one liners are o so positive, even a drunk can understAND THEM/



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And that He is Lord of Al shi'ra(The Star Sirius), And That He destroyed The tribe of 'Ad that was first.

[chapter the star verse 49-50]


Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 10 November 2006 at 3:35pm
Originally posted by StarComm

our one liners are o so positive, even a drunk can understAND THEM/

really ??? and they cannot walk straight



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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~



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