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Forum Name: Humour
Forum Discription: "CLEAN" humour only please !
Printed Date: 20 February 2017 at 4:59pm
Posted By: abosait
Date Posted: 03 February 2013 at 8:03pm
One day, Little Aamir's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at
him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Aamir. He's been there for
years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you
as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Aamir, "if he's as scared of me asI am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 04 March 2013 at 4:38pm
The Prophet said: "Do not eat before you are hungry, and stop eating before you are full"
"1/3 of your stomach for food 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
Posted By: catherinefox
Date Posted: 08 April 2013 at 9:40pm
Good one. Such humor lightens the mood and it also helps us to forget worries.
Posted By: saqibzaid
Date Posted: 17 December 2015 at 10:03pm
very intelligent kid