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A night in the countryside

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Topic: A night in the countryside
Posted By: Pati
Subject: A night in the countryside
Date Posted: 02 May 2009 at 2:39am

Two very wise friends went for camping. After the dinner and a short walk, they went to sleep into their sleeping bags. After few hours, one started calling to the other:

- John! John! What can you see?

- I can see how beautiful is this night sky with these beautiful bright stars!!

- And what else do you see?

- That poetically, we should make a poem about it.

- And what else?

- That musically, we should sing about it.

- Don't you see anything else?

- Astronomically, I can see millions of stars that belongs to a myriad of galaxies, thousands of light years away... Everything... amazing!!

- Anything else you see?

- Theologically, I must say that the Creator of such greatness is almighty, and infinitely wise...

- But you cannot see anything else?

- Yes, man!! Religiously, we must worship God and give thanks for so many beautiful gifts He gave to us.

- And what else?

- Mercifully, we must love our Lord with our whole hearts, our powers and our forces.

- You must see something else!!

- Yes, that chronologically, it's around three in the morning...

- Is that all?

- Come on!! But what can you see?

- I see that you are an idiot!! Don't  you realize that someone has stolen our tent?


No God wants the killing, but the peace.
The weapons are carried by people, not by religions.

Posted By: savant
Date Posted: 03 May 2009 at 7:36pm
Smile other friend must be philosopher

Never Give up

Posted By: Duane
Date Posted: 05 May 2009 at 10:14am

That is funny.  I think we all know someone like that.

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