All of my playmates are gone and I am in the sandbox alone, once more, even though I was all geared up and prepared to discuss things ranging from repressed libido to the partitioning of Germany.

Now read this!  Speaking of “exporting” American values: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16961761/site/newsweek/

I think it is safe to say that plenty of those values managed to be successfully imported to the house of the late Anna Nicole Smith.  I don’t know which was sadder to me, really, the fact of the circumstances of her death or that I learned of it by overhearing two young people in a restaurant laughing about it, as if she was nothing more than a cartoon character.

Here is how the Associated Press reported the matter:

Except for the “tabloid” and “tragic” parts, I should think that all, or at least most of the above is something to which most American girls should be aspiring.  Playboy centerfold, fashion model, billionaire, reality-show subject -wow!- that sounds like the pinnacle.

What’s an over-the-top revealing outfit?

Enough said.

Serv

ref:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

Hi Al-Kafir,

Glad you’re enjoying it and make yourself right at home.  You could have opted for Howard Stern, of course, but you’ve gone lo fi on Radio Free Serv.

What is pseudo intellectual and shouldn’t it be hyphenated?  I hate Cannibal Corpse.  Got a problem with that –take a hike.  Want to hear more from Robert Bork and others -stick around.

Who’s the “we?”  Are you the Queen of England?

I know.  I’ve just been reporting on some of those successful people, as did President Bush above.  By the way, has your twelve-year-old daughter been singing Snoop Dog’s “Doggy Style” lately? 

I know.  I had a French girlfriend once.  She always stole my Prozac.

You should consider taking a job with National Enquirer.  Your reports suck.  Please do consider improving them with some photographs of celebrity cellulite.   

Serv

Spot on.  Those are my call letters.

Now see who is being boorish?

And you sound all the better, even charmingly officious, when you speak in the first person, plural, and say “we” instead of “I.” 

I appreciate your magnanimity, but you would be better advised to ascribe my boorish behavior to the fact that, as I said in my opening post, I listened to a rather nasty program on f.m. radio and I have yet to fully recover.  It's called life in a swirling, cultural toilet.

Well, I must admit, that did in fact help.

Ouch.  You remind me of my long lost, old friend RuggedTouch.  She had generally bad manners and used great words like “mewling” also.  Have you, by any chance, any extra Prozac?

Serv  

Salaam, Jam,

I am glad that you did.  This, my blog, was made for barfing and other types of purgation. 

I am rather fond of the First Amendment to the Constitution, at least in theory, but do get annoyed when it seems that the only ones “pushing the envelope” in the main-stream media are the well-paid pornographers, including, in this case, the batallions of trash-talking Howard Stern imitators and the record companies behind such stellar acts as Snoop Dog, Cannibal Corpse and (less mainstream now) Brutal Attack and other emerging hatecore.     

Shukran, Jam. 

Well, I don’t really like CNS-depressants, so much, so that kind of rules out alcohol, but as for some of those huge drug caches (just joking) …

Speaking of promoting things as a way of life to kids, especially, in this case, to young girls, here, in a single instance, is what a group of female correspondents wrote and published in that periodical notoriously dedicated, to steal some poetic expressions, to self-hatred and mewling malcontents, Newsweek:

That’s a noble goal.  I do think that one of the forms of abuse of women in general is this “constant bombardment” with reminders of (often the inadequacies of) their physique and the hypersexualization, to coin a term, of adolescents.  I don't really know how to stop it, though, and I think those who promote it cash in big time.

Did anyone spank his donkey for saying that?

It seems to me that it is the artists, more than the financiers, who are remembered by posterity.

You have understood and, even if you hadn’t, there would be no need for you to apologize.  I enjoy talking to you.  Thanks for stopping by, or for calling in.

Best regards,

Radio Free Serv