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Daniel Dworsky
 
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Topic: telemarketer prank
    Posted: 20 November 2006 at 12:54am
I laughed out loud

howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/


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Quote Ansarullah Replybullet Posted: 22 November 2006 at 8:10pm
that was hilarious!!!!!!!
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Quote Sign*Reader Replybullet Posted: 03 December 2006 at 2:20pm
I would love to try this one on one of the telemarketers for real if I could go through the act,
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 04 December 2006 at 5:41pm

oh my!  

kinda feel sorry for the telemarketer

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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 10 December 2006 at 1:56am
Originally posted by Angel

oh my!


kinda feel sorry for the telemarketer


This guy got a call once from a funeral home selling family plots.
He pretended he was a suicidal newly unemployed abandoned husband
waiting for a sign from god to end his life. He plays out this whole story calls
the telemarketer the "Angel of death" and then fires a blank cap. Now that's
cold. I wasn't laughing at that one.
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Quote Hanan Replybullet Posted: 10 December 2006 at 11:02am

During the speech, interrupt and say "Are you Canadian?" if they say no... say "We only converse with Canadians".... If they say yes say..." We don't talk to Canadians."

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Quote Hanan Replybullet Posted: 10 December 2006 at 11:08am

Say in perfect English, "I don't speak English, sorry" or say, "I'm blind, could you repeat that?"

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I ask them to marry me.
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