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Angel
 
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Quote Angel Replybullet Topic: One liners
    Posted: 09 November 2006 at 7:48am

maybe this can go into the humour section, I'll leave that up to the moderators

 

"Why is it that brain cells die and yet fat cells live forever?"

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"No sense being pessimistic, it probably won't work anyway."
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Quote amah Replybullet Posted: 09 November 2006 at 7:54am

Hi Angel....nice one liners, esp the last one. I was away from IC for a long time, so good to have a "restart" with lighthearted posts! Keep 'em flowing!

(Yes, I put it in humour section)

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Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper).
(Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45)
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 09 November 2006 at 8:24am
HI amah
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Quote StarComm Replybullet Posted: 09 November 2006 at 11:43am

our one liners are o so positive, even a drunk can understAND THEM/
And that He is Lord of Al shi'ra(The Star Sirius), And That He destroyed The tribe of 'Ad that was first.

[chapter the star verse 49-50]
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 10 November 2006 at 3:35pm
Originally posted by StarComm

our one liners are o so positive, even a drunk can understAND THEM/

really ??? and they cannot walk straight

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