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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:13am
"How can Heener ohne Lipn make the SH-sound?"

Bwaaak? If you add the SH sound indiscriminantly you get a chicken doing a
really bad impersonation of Sean Connery...
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55am
Yes it also helps if you have a deep voice and say Miss shMoneypenny once
in a while.



AAAAND why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.    !


by the way Amal--- thank you for starting this thread It's been a total blast.


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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 12:12pm
Amal is a good luck name. I have two students and a colleague named Amal
and all are very wonderful talented brave successful people. It's like the
name Arik only opposite. Everytime I come across an Amal something good
happens. Every time I come across an Arik I lose money or teeth.
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Quote Hanan Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 8:52pm

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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 10:29pm
Sounds like we have more of a Rodger Moore thing happening here.
I'm shorry about Arik but it shounds like you made the right dishishun.
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Quote candid Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:48pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ariel Sharon:-

The chicken can be a terrorist. We will build a wall to prevent the chicken from crossing the road.

Dan Halutz:-

The chicken got killed because the terrorists were hiding behind it.

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Quote lovetabuleh Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55pm

LOOL!!

 

you guys (daniel and hanan) made no sense with this 'sh' business but are helarious!! 

thanx daniel for the good news, i hope it's genuinely true cuz i'm going through this wierd stage of distress deciding what field of grad school to get into. i'm confused and clueless of what path to take- not knowing where i will end up in the next 5 years.  it's really agrivating. 

 i feel like i'm bouncing around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

 

n e ways, gotta rest.  got work early tomorrow.

 

Salaam,



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