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Daniel Dworsky

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:13am

"How can Heener ohne Lipn make the SH-sound?"

Bwaaak? If you add the SH sound indiscriminantly you get a chicken doing a
really bad impersonation of Sean Connery...

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:23am

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55am

Yes it also helps if you have a deep voice and say Miss shMoneypenny once
in a while.

AAAAND why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side. !

by the way Amal--- thank you for starting this thread It's been a total blast.

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 12:12pm

Amal is a good luck name. I have two students and a colleague named Amal
and all are very wonderful talented brave successful people. It's like the
name Arik only opposite. Everytime I come across an Amal something good
happens. Every time I come across an Arik I lose money or teeth.

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 8:52pm

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Daniel Dworsky

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 10:29pm

Sounds like we have more of a Rodger Moore thing happening here.
I'm shorry about Arik but it shounds like you made the right dishishun.

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:48pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ariel Sharon:-

The chicken can be a terrorist. We will build a wall to prevent the chicken from crossing the road.

Dan Halutz:-

The chicken got killed because the terrorists were hiding behind it.

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Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55pm

LOOL!!

you guys (daniel and hanan) made no sense with this 'sh' business but are helarious!!

thanx daniel for the good news, i hope it's genuinely true cuz i'm going through this wierd stage of distress deciding what field of grad school to get into. i'm confused and clueless of what path to take- not knowing where i will end up in the next 5 years. it's really agrivating.

i feel like i'm bouncing around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

n e ways, gotta rest. got work early tomorrow.

Salaam,

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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:13am
	"How can Heener ohne Lipn make the SH-sound?" Bwaaak? If you add the SH sound indiscriminantly you get a chicken doing a really bad impersonation of Sean Connery...
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Hanan Senior Member Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 1035	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:23am
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55am
	Yes it also helps if you have a deep voice and say Miss shMoneypenny once in a while. AAAAND why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. ! by the way Amal--- thank you for starting this thread It's been a total blast. Edited by Daniel Dworsky
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 12:12pm
	Amal is a good luck name. I have two students and a colleague named Amal and all are very wonderful talented brave successful people. It's like the name Arik only opposite. Everytime I come across an Amal something good happens. Every time I come across an Arik I lose money or teeth.
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Hanan Senior Member Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 1035	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 8:52pm
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 10:29pm
	Sounds like we have more of a Rodger Moore thing happening here. I'm shorry about Arik but it shounds like you made the right dishishun.
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candid Senior Member Joined: 16 February 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 211	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:48pm
	Why did the chicken cross the road? Ariel Sharon:- The chicken can be a terrorist. We will build a wall to prevent the chicken from crossing the road. Dan Halutz:- The chicken got killed because the terrorists were hiding behind it.
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lovetabuleh Senior Member Joined: 14 March 2006 Location: Congo Online Status: Offline Posts: 255	Posted: 27 September 2006 at 11:55pm
	LOOL!! you guys (daniel and hanan) made no sense with this 'sh' business but are helarious!! thanx daniel for the good news, i hope it's genuinely true cuz i'm going through this wierd stage of distress deciding what field of grad school to get into. i'm confused and clueless of what path to take- not knowing where i will end up in the next 5 years. it's really agrivating. i feel like i'm bouncing around like a chicken with it's head cut off. n e ways, gotta rest. got work early tomorrow. Salaam, Edited by amalhayati2
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