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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 28 September 2006 at 3:26am
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You know those Dellski computers run on the KGB1917 processor.  The only cure is the patch.  ak47.exe

My Dellski is so riddled with soviet spyware that I have to run homeland security.exe and MI5 (lack of) intelligence.exe

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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 28 September 2006 at 8:23am

Oh, watch out... the bolshevik.sys virus imbeds in the BIOS and causes your firewall to turn into an Iron Curtain that you cannot penetrate to the outside world.  It takes over your sound card and starts playing nationalist songs and all games like Solitaire that promote individuality are erased.

There comes a time when you have to use scorchedearth.exe

It may be your only savior.  Then you can install Linux (Also known as Free Captialist 9.0) and protect yourself from the greatest Soviet virus of all time.  Okna (Windows) XP.

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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 29 September 2006 at 3:04am
Originally posted by Angela

Oh, watch out... the bolshevik.sys virus imbeds in the BIOS and causes your firewall to turn into an Iron Curtain that you cannot penetrate to the outside world.  It takes over your sound card and starts playing nationalist songs and all games like Solitaire that promote individuality are erased.

There comes a time when you have to use scorchedearth.exe

It may be your only savior.  Then you can install Linux (Also known as Free Captialist 9.0) and protect yourself from the greatest Soviet virus of all time.  Okna (Windows) XP.

Oh dear! In that case I think I better upgrade to the new Chinese operating system: Wingdongs XP Semi-Professional, featuring state of the art innovations such as: Mao-croSoft Woks Suite (and Sour), special fried mice and the great (fire) wall of China.

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Quote Cassandra Replybullet Posted: 29 September 2006 at 3:59am

Colin, this'll help you translate the manual..............

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