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Quote Hanan Replybullet Posted: 25 September 2006 at 10:09pm

A jolly young fellow from Yuma

told an elephant joke to a Puma.

Now his skeleton lies

under hot Western skies.

The Puma had no sense of huma.

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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 4:31am
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Just more claws for concern.

(for Mishmish and Colin, how I miss them.)

You paw thing, cheer up Angela, I can't bear to see you cry.

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Quote Cassandra Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 5:20am

This one'll cheer you up.......................

A bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.

The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.

The bear says, "What do I owe you?"

The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.

"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn't been in many bars."

So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."

The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.

"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."

The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 11:33am

 

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a large gin..................................................... and tonic please"

The barman replys "Of course you can...but why the big pause?"

Think about it....

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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 11:37am

COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Man I've missed you!

 I don't get it.....

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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 11:49am
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COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Man I've missed you!

 I don't get it.....

Sorry for my long absence Angela. Problems with my Russian Dellski commi-puter... also, I've changed country.

 

PS: why the big pause (paws)?

Geddit now?  ;----)

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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 12:15pm

OOOOOoooooh, PAUSE = PAWS

I get it now.  LOL

My husband will love that one....I hope he just doesn't find it too grizzly.

 

You know those Dellski computers run on the KGB1917 processor.  The only cure is the patch.  ak47.exe

 

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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2006 at 12:56pm
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says to the horse , "Why the long
face?"

A Panda walks into a bar orders dinner and when he is finished pulls out a
gun and fires a round into the ceiling and calmly exits. This makes perfect
sense because Pandas eat shoots and leaves.


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