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Quote Hanan Replybullet Topic: I’d like to be a bear
    Posted: 20 September 2006 at 5:11pm

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I'd like to be a bear.

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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 20 September 2006 at 7:57pm
Here here.  I'd like to be a bear too.
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Quote soosoo88 Replybullet Posted: 21 September 2006 at 8:31pm
Wow sounds nice, but alhamdulilah im a human being........but would be pretty interesting to be a bear
"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 22 September 2006 at 4:35pm
I couldn't bear it
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Quote ak_m_f Replybullet Posted: 22 September 2006 at 8:09pm
Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky

I couldn't bear it


nice pun indeed
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 23 September 2006 at 10:48am
It's been bruin for some time.
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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:35am

Just more claws for concern.

(for Mishmish and Colin, how I miss them.)

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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 25 September 2006 at 12:16pm
I wouldn't maul it over too much
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