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When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I'd like to be a bear.

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Hanan Senior Member Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 1035	Topic: I’d like to be a bear Posted: 20 September 2006 at 5:11pm
	When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I'd like to be a bear.
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Angela Female Senior Member Joined: 11 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2555	Posted: 20 September 2006 at 7:57pm
	Here here. I'd like to be a bear too.
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soosoo88 Groupie Joined: 01 December 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 69	Posted: 21 September 2006 at 8:31pm
	Wow sounds nice, but alhamdulilah im a human being........but would be pretty interesting to be a bear
	"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 22 September 2006 at 4:35pm
	I couldn't bear it
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ak_m_f Senior Member Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Online Status: Offline Posts: 3274	Posted: 22 September 2006 at 8:09pm
	*Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky* I couldn't bear it nice pun indeed
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 23 September 2006 at 10:48am
	It's been bruin for some time.
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Angela Female Senior Member Joined: 11 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2555	Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:35am
	Just more claws for concern. (for Mishmish and Colin, how I miss them.)
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Daniel Dworsky Senior Member Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 777	Posted: 25 September 2006 at 12:16pm
	I wouldn't maul it over too much
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