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Quote Dayem Replybullet Posted: 15 September 2006 at 9:32am
a snail got beaten by a group of drunked turtules. when he went to report in police station, the cop asked ,"will u be able to recognise them?".
"I am sorry, but I am afraid that i won't be able to do that", whined the snail. "You see, it all happened sooooooooooooo fast!!"
"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Mr. Snail - tired of all the jokes about how slow he is buys a super
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turbo BMW and paints a large letter "S" (for Snail) on the back.
He drives around now passing other motorists like they are standing still.
They say, "Whoa look at that S car go..."

I think I have exhausted the snail jokes.

Shall we move on to porcupines?

The difference between Porcupines and BMW.
With porcupines the pricks are on the outside...





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