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Daniel Dworsky
 
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    Posted: 02 September 2006 at 6:56am
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Snail riding a turtle
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 02 September 2006 at 7:01am
A man on his way to work finds a snail on his welcome mat he picks it up
and hurls it in to the neighbors yard.

Two years later the same man finds a snail on his welcome mat as he picks
up the snail the snail screams, "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?"

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Quote herjihad Replybullet Posted: 03 September 2006 at 7:30am
Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky

A man on his way to work finds a snail on his welcome mat he picks it up
and hurls it in to the neighbors yard.

Two years later the same man finds a snail on his welcome mat as he picks
up the snail the snail screams, "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?"
Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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Quote KashifAsrar Replybullet Posted: 03 September 2006 at 11:09pm
:lol::lol::lol:
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Quote superme Replybullet Posted: 04 September 2006 at 1:46am
I have a feeling this is about me. I hope not.
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 04 September 2006 at 3:23am
[QUOTE=superme] I have a feeling this is about me. I hope not.[/
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Now that depends if you follow a shinning path or leave one.

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Quote lovetabuleh Replybullet Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:20pm

 

'what's wrong with you?!'  is that the pun? 

 

i dont get it.  sorry fellas i'm kinda slow.

 

someone inspire me.

 

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Quote lovetabuleh Replybullet Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:24pm

wait,  i got it.   i got it.   it just took a couple more seconds but it got it.

 

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