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Daniel Dworsky
 
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    Posted: 11 August 2006 at 9:42am
I got this on my private message board. Any Takers?


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Subject: From Miss Olivier Kone.
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Sent: 11 August 2006 at 7:58am     
From Miss Olivier Kone.
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
West Africa

Dear One,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship
with you. I Come across your profile and have Decided to get in touch
with you after my prayer, to see if you can help me alliviate this problem.
I can't imagine how you will feel receiving a sudden letter from a remote
country far away and probably from someone you are not closely related
with. But all the same, I believe we do not need to be of blood relatives
before we can establish cordial relationship.

My name is Miss Olivier Kone. i was born on the 1st of january 1985. i am
The Daughter of (Late Mr Gabriel Kone) Who lost his life in the course of
political crisis here in Cote D'ivoire on the 7th of july last year on his way
to work.

My father willed in cash, the sum of $4.5Million US Dollars which he
deposited in a Fixed/Suspence account here in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire in
west Africa,But there is one conditions for the release of the fund which
are as follows:

(1) That I must be 22 years or above,
(2) That upon request for the release of the fund, there must be evidence
of investment intentions especially outside the our country,

I contact you therefore to confirm if you can absorb me in partnership in
your company or possibly advise me on any investment opportunity in
your country. When we reach an agreement, the bank will transfer this
money into an account that you shall nominate and I will come over to
your country to finish my education and commence business partnership
with you and the fund.

I expect your urgent response including your addresses, your telephone
and fax number. Please reply through my Email
( olivier_45kone@yahoo.com )

Thanks for expected cooperation.

My regards,

Miss Olivier Kone.


If so there's this plot of land in Florida I'm selling....
...Or perhaps I might interest you in a bridge?
             
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 11 August 2006 at 9:52am
That is what Mockba warned us about
~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Quote herjihad Replybullet Posted: 11 August 2006 at 10:51am

Bismillah,

I'll order 100 bridges, please.  Do you deliver?

Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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Bismillah,


I'll order 100 bridges, please.  Do you deliver?



Send some to lebonan
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Quote Amina16 Replybullet Posted: 12 August 2006 at 10:18pm
i got this pm too.  
"Words have Power" ex: The Quran
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Quote herjihad Replybullet Posted: 13 August 2006 at 8:02am
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Originally posted by herjihad


Bismillah,


I'll order 100 bridges, please.  Do you deliver?



Send some to lebonan

Bismillah,

Yes, of course.  I wouldn't hog all of those bridges for myself, you know!

Salaamu Alaykum

Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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Quote Daniel Dworsky Replybullet Posted: 28 August 2006 at 5:20am
Originally posted by herjihad

Originally posted by ak_m_f

Originally posted by herjihad



Bismillah,


I'll order 100 bridges, please.  Do you deliver?


Send some to lebonan


Bismillah,


Yes, of course.  I wouldn't hog all of those bridges
for myself, you know!


Salaamu Alaykum


Somehow sister I don't think that was the point. Speaking on behalf of
my country I think we've done quite enough for Lebanon. I mean that in
the way You might tell a plumber who goes after a leak in a pipe unaware
of its source. Starting from the basement he trashes three floors of wall
ceiling and floor going after it. Now he wants to check the attic. This is
where you say, " You've done enough thank you soooo much"

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