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superme
 
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Quote superme Replybullet Topic: My future husband
    Posted: 04 July 2006 at 2:23pm

This girl had a wish since she was 22 but her man was nowhere to be found a dacade later, so modification was needed.

Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9. Shaves most weekends


Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

 

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Quote lovetabuleh Replybullet Posted: 10 July 2006 at 9:06pm

haa haa funny

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Quote liyala Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2006 at 7:48pm

kind of sad too ... "perfect man" an oxymoron!

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Quote ak_m_f Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2006 at 7:52pm
same goes for woman too......
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Quote Tazmanian Devil Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2006 at 2:02pm

L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!

mUsLiM bLoOd iZ mA kInD
mUsLIm pRiDe iZ mA mInD
sO sTeP aSiDe N lEt uZ tHrU
cOz iTz aLl aB8 dA mUsLim cReW!!!!
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Quote liyala Replybullet Posted: 15 July 2006 at 10:45pm
Awwww... LOL didn't mean to offend ya know... the list was about finding that perfect "man"
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Quote raad Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2006 at 11:28am
ha..ha..ha...ha...toooooooooo funny....  
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