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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 28 June 2006 at 3:27pm

Translation.

I understand.  I don't know why he would want a russian computer.  They don't work.  They only die at the most inconvenient time.

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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 28 June 2006 at 3:50pm
But, then again, so does Windows or any other Microsoft Product.
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Quote ak_m_f Replybullet Posted: 28 June 2006 at 5:12pm
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But, then again, so does Windows or any other Microsoft Product.


Nothin is more embarrassing then THIS
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Quote Patty Replybullet Posted: 28 June 2006 at 5:38pm
LOLOLOLOLOL!!  Yep, the ultimate humiliation for Mr. Gates.
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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 28 June 2006 at 9:46pm
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I don't know why he would want a russian computer.  They don't work.  They only die at the most inconvenient time.

Angela, there is nothing wrong with my new Russian Dellski Computer... apart from that is, the red screen of death......the annoying hammer and sickle pop-ups.. and the occassional (Moscow) freeze up......Also, those wonderful teknical zupport komrades at the Dellski Call Centre at Billgateskigrad in Northern Siberia, assure me that it is perfectly normal for my printer: (LexMarx Trotski-Jet XL5 model) to emit smoke and flames during long print runs.

The phoneline was bad... but I think the teknician I spoke to... a certain Boris Geekchenko, said something like: "Don't vorry Kolin my boy, even feelthy kapitaleest PC's have their fair share of kremlins you know". He went on to add: "Vot exactly ver you expectink for 20 roubles?"

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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 29 June 2006 at 12:49am
so laughing  
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Quote Angela Replybullet Posted: 29 June 2006 at 11:42am
   ROTFL
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Quote Cassandra Replybullet Posted: 29 June 2006 at 12:38pm

Hey, I break silence on this one.  I think I just seriously embarrassed myself in public! I think I last did that in year 2 when I was 6.

Colin:  Come on, Man.  You can share it with me.  I won't mention a word to Kev, or Gregg. You aren't human are you?  You are some Cosmic, or is that Comic plant sent to give real belly laughs to us mere mortals in despair? (Before you even think about it - I can't Stomach any more!)  Tell us, pleaze: Which planet do you come from?  Is it KPAX?  Please, I'll be in line for a passport tomorrow morning before they open. Goodbye cruel world. Islamicity you can have my library and I hope you don't commit too much to the flames (JOKE!)  Mishmish: just love my cats as I do.  Patty: take care of my fish and my garden.  Whisper....Oh, never mind.

I am trying SO hard! Don't, I beg you, don't do this to me!!!



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