Translation.

I understand.  I don't know why he would want a russian computer.  They don't work.  They only die at the most inconvenient time.

Angela, there is nothing wrong with my new Russian Dellski Computer... apart from that is, the red screen of death......the annoying hammer and sickle pop-ups.. and the occassional (Moscow) freeze up......Also, those wonderful teknical zupport komrades at the Dellski Call Centre at Billgateskigrad in Northern Siberia, assure me that it is perfectly normal for my printer: (LexMarx Trotski-Jet XL5 model) to emit smoke and flames during long print runs.

The phoneline was bad... but I think the teknician I spoke to... a certain Boris Geekchenko, said something like: "Don't vorry Kolin my boy, even feelthy kapitaleest PC's have their fair share of kremlins you know". He went on to add: "Vot exactly ver you expectink for 20 roubles?"

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