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Colin
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Joined: 23 September 2001 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1252 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 10:30pm |
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Originally posted by ak_m_f
Originally posted by Colin This could be the first ever recorded case of Multiple Uncontrolable Paired Personality Effective Transitional Syndrome..Or MUPPETS as we experts (now) call the condition. amazing. I dont remeber praisin terrorist tought......... what if ur right?!, what if Salman is a terrorist inside me, anti west & immature side of me? I never thought of that!. Please Mods ban my another ID "Salman". You can always keep my good side. AK, perhaps he's trying to infect your mind...Have you heard of Salmanella poisoning? |
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amah
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Joined: 18 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1334 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 10:49pm |
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Is it similar to e-coli?
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Colin
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Joined: 23 September 2001 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1252 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:00pm |
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Originally posted by amah
Is it similar to e-coli? Good one
Similar Amah, but e-coli...or e-colin to give it's full name, is much milder and only effects those who overtly support terrorists, blatant hypocrites and those with underdeveloped senses of humour....So most (But no all) people on this forum are completely immune.
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ak_m_f
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Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Online Status: Offline Posts: 3274 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:21pm |
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Originally posted by Colin
AK, perhaps he's trying to infect your mind...Have you heard of Salmanella poisoning? Here's an paragraph about this deadly poisoning: Salmanella poisoning is a common, usually mild, but sometimes deadly illness. Typical symptoms include hating west, shouting Allah Akbar for no reason, , and Praising terrorist. Depending on the contaminant, delusionalism and psychotic behaviour,Conspiracy theroism, and nervous system damage may follow. These symptoms may affect one person or a group of people who comes in contact with salmanellae(this would be called an outbreak). The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that in the United States alone, Salmanella poisoning causes about 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and up to 5,000 deaths each year. One of the most common bacterial forms of infection, the salmanellae organisms, account for $1 billion in medical costs and lost work time. Edited by ak_m_f |
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Colin
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Joined: 23 September 2001 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1252 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:32pm |
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AK, is there a cure for Salmanella?
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ak_m_f
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Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Online Status: Offline Posts: 3274 |
Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:40pm |
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Originally posted by Colin
AK, is there a cure for Salmanella? Do not praise terrorist while on internet or posting on forum but read lot of newspapers. Small, frequent clips of "western" channel(those you can see on TV) are the best way to stay in touch with reality. Over-the-counter rehumanization products made for children such as logiclyte and feelingslyte are expensive but good to use if available. Edited by ak_m_f |
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Colin
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Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:52pm |
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Originally posted by ak_m_f
Originally posted by Colin AK, is there a cure for Salmanella? Do not praise terrorist while on internet or posting on forum but read lot of newspapers. Small, frequent clips of "western" channel(those you can see on TV) are the best way to stay in touch with reality. Over-the-counter rehumanization products made for children such as logiclyte and feelingslyte are expensive but good to use if available. AK, it's good to know that there's hope for people with this terrible affliction. I've heard that some new medications such as, Anti-alqaeda, Binladenex and Zarqawicillin have shown promise in recent clinical trials. |
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salman_s
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Joined: 24 May 2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 1289 |
Posted: 20 June 2006 at 12:21am |
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