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    Posted: 06 May 2006 at 7:02pm

 One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

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Quote Danty Replybullet Posted: 07 May 2006 at 8:34am
That's cute Patty! HA
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Quote herjihad Replybullet Posted: 08 May 2006 at 12:43pm
Originally posted by Patty

 One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

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Quote ummziba Replybullet Posted: 09 May 2006 at 4:25am
Can you imagine the hilarity of that owner running down the street calling his dogs name if it ever got away?
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 09 May 2006 at 8:07am

 

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Quote ak_m_f Replybullet Posted: 09 May 2006 at 8:57pm
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Can you imagine the hilarity of that owner running down the street calling his dogs name if it ever got away?


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