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Dayem
 
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Quote Dayem Replybullet Topic: Brain test.Try it....
    Posted: 17 April 2006 at 8:29am

Very IMPORTANT note!

DONT SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER AND SPOIL EVERYTHING!!

Read the question, and answer first.Then only check the answer.

 

 

Dementia Test

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If
you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, so.....

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing
it
or are still "with it."

OK, relax, clear your mind and.... Begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

 

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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate, such as Children's World."

If you said "water," proceed to Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made
from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third
engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and
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plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? . . .. in East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from
a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.

If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

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Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you
are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the
room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.

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6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading,
six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope they do better then
you did!

      

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Quote soosoo88 Replybullet Posted: 18 April 2006 at 12:00am

 I think, i have already lost my brain lol and, as it said, for me above my brain is stressed and obviously overheated lol Thanx Brother Dayem for posting this test it was great lol

"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."
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Quote Alwardah Replybullet Posted: 18 April 2006 at 2:31am

Wow

I need brain foodgreenhouse-green bricks

Thanks for the reminder.

“Verily your Lord is quick in punishment; yet He is indeed Oft-Forgiving Most Merciful (Surah Al-An’am 6:165)
"Indeed, we belong to Allah and to Him is our return" (Surah Baqarah 2: 155)
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Quote peacemaker Replybullet Posted: 18 April 2006 at 2:57am

Assalamu Alaikum!

I made it.  Very good for the brain.

Jazak Allah Khair Dayem for posting this.  

Peace

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Quote Dayem Replybullet Posted: 18 April 2006 at 11:59pm
i wonder how u ppl are faring?I was able to get only one answer rite....that too becoz i'd heard it from somewhere else...
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Quote ZEA  J Replybullet Posted: 20 April 2006 at 11:13pm
really nice! i was able to get two, and the answer to  question 6 was soooooo not expected.
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Quote Colin Replybullet Posted: 21 April 2006 at 1:37am
Originally posted by Dayem

6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading,
six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

I happen to live not far from Milford Haven. The bus driver's name was John...Unless it was a Thursday when he swaps shifts with Peter.

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Quote saja91 Replybullet Posted: 23 April 2006 at 10:04am

wow ..i feel soo smart i didnt get all through number 4 lol.. but hey i was brave enough to atempt the others and i got one right... thanks for this post .its pretty cool..

 

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