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   A Faithful Woman

An elderly
Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in
talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say "Allah
be praised" to all those who passed by. 

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" 

Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send
her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer "Oh
Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD,
SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" 

One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and
decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on
her porch and found a large bag of groceries. She raised her hands and
shouted, "Allah be praised!." 

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." 

The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said, "ALLAH BE PRAISED.
He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"

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amah Female Islam Moderator Group Joined: 18 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1334	Topic: A good joke Posted: 06 April 2006 at 3:49am
	A Faithful Woman An elderly Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer "Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries. She raised her hands and shouted, "Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said, "ALLAH BE PRAISED. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"
	Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45)
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Angela Female Senior Member Joined: 11 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2555	Posted: 06 April 2006 at 7:50am

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asala126 Newbie Joined: 15 March 2006 Location: Egypt Online Status: Offline Posts: 17	Posted: 06 April 2006 at 9:53am

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hind Newbie Joined: 18 January 2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Posted: 06 April 2006 at 9:57am
	Jazakallahu khair. That was a good one!!! I needed a chuckle today (not feeling well). Salam, Hind
	He (Allah) grants wisdom to whom He pleases; And he to whom wisdom is granted, (he) receives abundant rewards; But none will grasp the Message except men of understanding. 2:269
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mariyah Senior Member Joined: 29 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1283	Posted: 08 April 2006 at 12:54am
	Good one, Jazak'Allah we need a laugh! Shukran!
	"Every good deed is charity whether you come to your brother's assistance or just greet him with a smile.
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