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Quote semar Replybullet Topic: Public School's Answering Machine
    Posted: 04 March 2013 at 4:06pm
The Prophet said: "Do not eat before you are hungry, and stop eating before you are full"
"1/3 of your stomach for food 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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Quote LqdCrct Replybullet Posted: 25 June 2013 at 8:41am
AWESOME! ***** I'm reposting this link to all my school-admin friends today! TY4posting!
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Quote BountyHunterSAx Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2014 at 8:18am
:) This was hillarious. Jazaakallah
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