Active TopicsActive Topics  Display List of Forum MembersMemberlist  CalendarCalendar  Search The ForumSearch  HelpHelp
  RegisterRegister  LoginLogin  Old ForumOld Forum  Twitter  Facebook
Advertisement:
         

Humour
 IslamiCity Forum - Islamic Discussion Forum : General : Humour
Message Icon Topic: History jokes Post Reply Post New Topic
Author Message
TG12345
Male Christian
Senior Member
Senior  Member
Avatar

Joined: 16 December 2012
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 592
Quote TG12345 Replybullet Topic: History jokes
    Posted: 04 January 2013 at 5:40pm
I won't link the site I found these jokes from, as a lot of the content on there is inappropriate and racist.

These ones however I thought were pretty funny. Enjoy!

In my history class, I was asked, "What is the first name of Hitler?"
Apparently, 'Heil' wasn't the correct answer.

It took me so long to pass my Modern Studies exam, that they gave me a degree in History.

The Ancient Greeks had a very forward-looking attitude to architectural trends.
Why else would they build so many ruins?

My Great Great Grandad was killed at The Battle of the Little Bighorn
He wasn't involved in the battle,
He was camping in the field next door and went to complain about the noise.

They may have sunk the Titanic but 100 years later, thanks to global warming, we're finally winning the war on icebergs.

A Russian girl the other day asked me, "Who was Lenin?"
I was quite amazed, it's like a German asking who Hitler was, or a Chinese person asking who Genghis Kahn was, or an American asking who Ronald Macdonald was.

Everyone knows Christopher Columbus was responsible for one of history's biggest blunders.
Discovering America.


IP IP Logged
abuayisha
 
Senior Member
Senior  Member
Avatar

Joined: 05 October 1999
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 4222
Quote abuayisha Replybullet Posted: 05 January 2013 at 6:43am

Golden%20Arches%20by%20Johnny%20Vulkan%20on%20flickr.com

Edited by abuayisha - 05 January 2013 at 6:47am
IP IP Logged
Post Reply Post New Topic
Printable version Printable version

Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot create polls in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Disclaimer:
The opinions expressed herein contain positions and viewpoints that are not necessarily those of IslamiCity. This forum is offered to stimulate dialogue and discussion in our continuing mission of being an educational organization.
If there is any issue with any of the postings please email to icforum at islamicity.com or if you are a forum's member you can use the report button.

Note: The 99 names of Allah avatars are courtesy of www.arthafez.com

Advertisement:



Sponsored by:
Islamicity Membership Program:
IslamiCity Donation Program  http://www.islamicity.com/Donate
IslamiCity Arabic eLearning http://www.islamiCity.com/ArabAcademy
Complete Domain & Hosting Solutions www.icDomain.com
Home for Muslim Tunes www.icTunes.com
Islamic Video Collections www.islamiTV.com
IslamiCity Marriage Site www.icMarriage.com