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A dog ran into a butcher shop
 and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher 
recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor 
happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up 
his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher 
shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied,
 "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. 
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: 
$150 .

Edited by abosait - 02 November 2012 at 9:33am

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abosait Senior Member Joined: 05 November 2008 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 375	Topic: how much was the roast? Posted: 02 November 2012 at 9:32am
	A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 . Edited by abosait - 02 November 2012 at 9:33am
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3993	Posted: 02 November 2012 at 9:54am
	..discount since they're neighbors.
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