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Quote abosait Replybullet Topic: At the zoo.
    Posted: 26 September 2012 at 6:47pm
An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"
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Quote abuayisha Replybullet Posted: 26 September 2012 at 8:23pm
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Quote seilha Replybullet Posted: 27 September 2012 at 6:45pm
hahaha oMG this is so funny!
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Quote prweb12 Replybullet Posted: 30 October 2012 at 7:17pm
hahaha! that's funny! i was kind of thinking the same end part there....
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Quote 5purplemarbles Replybullet Posted: 09 December 2012 at 3:10pm
  great one i love it, thanks for the share.Clap

Do you know where this zoo is i would like a job and i think i will be a tiger or something?
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Quote mrs shadab Replybullet Posted: 11 December 2012 at 10:29pm

LOL...very funny ..

 
keep mailing this!!
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Quote TG12345 Replybullet Posted: 04 January 2013 at 5:23pm
Originally posted by abosait

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"


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