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   An unemployed guy got a new 
job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and 
pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his 
first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. 
The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, 
jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic 
attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety 
netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there
 stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, 
Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and 
hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"

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abosait Senior Member Joined: 05 November 2008 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 375	Topic: At the zoo. Posted: 26 September 2012 at 6:47pm
	An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!"
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4014	Posted: 26 September 2012 at 8:23pm

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Caringheart Senior Member Joined: 02 March 2012 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1333	Posted: 26 September 2012 at 9:07pm
	lol
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seilha Starter. Joined: 27 September 2012 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1	Posted: 27 September 2012 at 6:45pm
	hahaha oMG this is so funny!
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prweb12 Starter. Joined: 30 October 2012 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1	Posted: 30 October 2012 at 7:17pm
	hahaha! that's funny! i was kind of thinking the same end part there....
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5purplemarbles Female Islam Newbie Joined: 19 January 2012 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 35	Posted: 09 December 2012 at 3:10pm
	great one i love it, thanks for the share. Do you know where this zoo is i would like a job and i think i will be a tiger or something?
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mrs shadab Groupie Joined: 16 July 2011 Online Status: Offline Posts: 54	Posted: 11 December 2012 at 10:29pm
	...very funny .. keep mailing this!!
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TG12345 Male Christian Senior Member Joined: 16 December 2012 Online Status: Offline Posts: 281	Posted: 04 January 2013 at 5:23pm
	*Originally posted by abosait* An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "s*****p or we'll both lose our jobs!" LOL!!!!
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