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   A police officer pulls over a
 Scottish man who's been weaving 
in and out 
        of the lanes. He goes up to the man's window and says, "Sir, I 
need you 
        to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

        The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an 
asthmatic. If I 
        do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

        "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a 
blood 
        sample." 

        "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll 
bleed to 
        death."

        "Well, then, we need a urine sample."

        "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a 
diabetic. If I 
        do that, I'll get really low 
blood sugar." 

        "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white
 line."
        

        "I can't do that, officer." 

        "Why not?"

        "Because I'm drunk."

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calzoncillo1110 Male Starter Joined: 29 December 2010 Location: Spain Online Status: Offline Posts: 1	Topic: A police officer Posted: 29 December 2010 at 11:51pm
	A police officer pulls over a Scottish man who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the man's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3991	Posted: 30 December 2010 at 7:46am

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