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| Topic: Installing Husband 1.0
Posted: 28 January 2010 at 7:35pm
This has been around for some time but nice to read again.
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Tech Support Reply,
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Fiance 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 & Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Unhappy 7.0 or Friends 6.1.
Please note that Friends 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the All Sports and Bad Habits Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Fiance 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support update
Edited by Alex - 28 January 2010 at 7:47pm
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|Posted: 29 January 2010 at 8:03am|
Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.
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