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Danty
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Quote Danty Replybullet Topic: How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
    Posted: 25 July 2009 at 10:49pm
As-salam-u-laikum All, I got this email from my dad. Enjoy!

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity........
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ...... Therapy
















Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI)
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Quote Hayfa Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2009 at 12:48pm
cute!
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Quote Akhe Abdullah Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2009 at 1:02pm
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Quote Chrysalis Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2009 at 5:09am
Hahahah :D

It would be so hilarious IF I had the guts to do anyone of this.

I am going to try the 'diet water' thingy when out with friends. lol.
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Quote martha Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2009 at 7:44am
Yeah, good post LOL
some of us are a lot like cement:- all mixed up and permanently set
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Quote Danty Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2009 at 11:04am
Glad yall enjoyed it!
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI)
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Quote Muna1975 Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2009 at 10:00am
Those are really funny!
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Quote Angel Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2009 at 8:36pm
LOL
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