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Truth_light24

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Posted: 03 November 2008 at 8:06pm

\\Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there//

EXACTLY!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOL

And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

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Posted: 04 November 2008 at 7:25am

What is intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

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Posted: 04 November 2008 at 11:33pm

Salam

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well done abuayisha.

"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7)
peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM

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Posted: 07 November 2008 at 5:53pm

Originally posted by abuayisha

What is intelligence?

What you posted is indeed hilarious and it is true..this scenario is the same scenario that will happen in the hereafter. Those who lack provisions will experience great distress and those with ample provision will be shaded, sobhanallah!

"Are those who know equal to those who know not?" (Quran 39:9)

Allah exalt in degree those of you who believe, and those who have been granted knowledge." (58:11)

"And say: 'My Rubb! Increase me in knowledge.: (20:114)

Ameen Ya Rubb

And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

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Posted: 07 November 2008 at 11:15pm

salam truth light24.

Your interpretation of the story is really true.

May ALLAH increase us in knowledge and also the knowledge of a true muslim.

May we also stay blessed as believers and always recieve the blessings of ALLAH, that is knowledge in Islam.

Was'salam.

"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7)
peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM

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Posted: 12 November 2008 at 11:43pm

Its really nice bro sharing here.. Smile

How ever for our friend dont be to sad. Ouch

Originally posted by Chrysalis

We've all had our share of dumb-blonde-jokes . . . time for some new ones:

You may have heard some before, but too good to leave out

Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken...

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the sh*t out of you.

Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there

Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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Saladin
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Posted: 18 November 2008 at 8:12am

Originally posted by abuayisha - What is intelligence?

That was really funny. You know what's even funnier?

Originally posted by Imani - every word from a woman is 'smart'.

'Trust everyone but not the devil in them'

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Posted: 18 November 2008 at 10:38am

You know what's even funnier?

Originally posted by Imani - every word from a woman is 'smart'.

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Truth_light24 Senior Member Joined: 13 January 2008 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 270	Posted: 03 November 2008 at 8:06pm
	\\Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there// EXACTLY!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
	And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3993	Posted: 04 November 2008 at 7:25am
	What is intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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Imani Groupie Joined: 21 October 2008 Location: Saudi Arabia Online Status: Offline Posts: 92	Posted: 04 November 2008 at 11:33pm
	Salam !! !!! !!! well done abuayisha.
	"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7) peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM
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Truth_light24 Senior Member Joined: 13 January 2008 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 270	Posted: 07 November 2008 at 5:53pm
	*Originally posted by abuayisha* What is intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand." What you posted is indeed hilarious and it is true..this scenario is the same scenario that will happen in the hereafter. Those who lack provisions will experience great distress and those with ample provision will be shaded, sobhanallah! "Are those who know equal to those who know not?" (Quran 39:9) Allah exalt in degree those of you who believe, and those who have been granted knowledge." (58:11) "And say: 'My Rubb! Increase me in knowledge.: (20:114) Ameen Ya Rubb
	And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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Imani Groupie Joined: 21 October 2008 Location: Saudi Arabia Online Status: Offline Posts: 92	Posted: 07 November 2008 at 11:15pm
	salam truth light24. Your interpretation of the story is really true. May ALLAH increase us in knowledge and also the knowledge of a true muslim. May we also stay blessed as believers and always recieve the blessings of ALLAH, that is knowledge in Islam. Was'salam.
	"But those who believe and do righteous deeds are the best of all creatures."(surah98:7) peace for all peace for the nation. To Allah indeed we are to return. SALAM
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ijamidayu Starter Joined: 12 November 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 8	Posted: 12 November 2008 at 11:43pm
	Its really nice bro sharing here.. How ever for our friend dont be to sad. *Originally posted by Chrysalis* We've all had our share of dumb-blonde-jokes . . . time for some new ones: You may have heard some before, but too good to leave out Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women." What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - did it ever happen?? How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken... What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the sh*t out of you. Why is it good that there are women astronauts? So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Saladin Male Islam Senior Member Joined: 04 September 2007 Location: Sri Lanka Online Status: Offline Posts: 575	Posted: 18 November 2008 at 8:12am
	*Originally posted by abuayisha -* What is intelligence? That was really funny. You know what's even funnier? *Originally posted by Imani -* every word from a woman is 'smart'.
	'Trust everyone but not the devil in them'
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3993	Posted: 18 November 2008 at 10:38am
	You know what's even funnier? *Originally posted by Imani -* every word from a woman is 'smart'.
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