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abuayisha
 
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Quote abuayisha Replybullet Topic: Husband/Wife
    Posted: 20 July 2008 at 10:23am

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so st**id & so beautiful all at the same time ,"
The wife responded ," Allow me to explain ,God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me st**id so I would be attracted to you !"

A husband read an article to his wife , about how many words women use a day is 30,000. But in the case of a man it is 15,000.The wife replied "the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men".The husband then turned to his wife and asked , "What?"

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Quote Ahlam_lu Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2008 at 2:48pm

LOL MashaAllah! you nailed it. lol that was completely hilarious!

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Quote xo.Uzma.xo Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 4:28pm
My friend told me this joke.. I GOL!!! (giggled out loud LOL)
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Quote Ahlam_lu Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 1:30pm

Hey! i think u stole my GOL phrase.....lol no harm done though!

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Quote xo.Uzma.xo Replybullet Posted: 28 August 2008 at 11:11am

Lol, i did get it from someone on here, if it was you, im sorry, i thought it was a very cute phrase!Smile

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Quote Ahlam_lu Replybullet Posted: 02 September 2008 at 10:31pm
Ermm Me thinks I am the first to use it on this forum; but then again I havent read all the messages in this forum so am not 100% sure that it could have been me. Either way, no harm done; lol. I was just trying to get someone to reply to my messages. It can get a bit boring when it doesnt get a replyEmbarrassed.
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Quote xo.Uzma.xo Replybullet Posted: 04 September 2008 at 3:24pm
Lol I kno watchya mean! Big%20smile
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