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Quote poga Replybullet Posted: 28 February 2008 at 11:11am
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Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim

Brothers and sisters we need to learn good knowledge

till it becomes a habit in our life

A good habit will Guide us and once we have a good habit

We will guide all those who have knowledge

Let us all seek knowledge and adopt it so it becomes a habit

then surely we will be vigilant people (wise).

we all seek Wisdom (Vigilance).

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

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Asssalmaualaikum

Brother suliaman

This is humour section you come here to learn wit

if you do not have the answer to the quiz

then stop posting your preaching here go to the section basic of ISLAM



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Quote The Guided One Replybullet Posted: 28 February 2008 at 11:44am

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim

I am sorry that I Preached too hard

but I was only trying to answer the problem

Was not the answer Guide? (vigilance)

I will Preach hard til the World is turned in to Paradise! where we all become Guiders and Preachers of Good!

Sorry that I am preaching too hard (but I won't stop Preaching Success til everyone Submits to Allah) sorry that I was too Kind and Caring! I will be Kind and Caring till you do not need me O wait I will be Kind and Caring when You don't even need it because I need the more we got the more we need in Kindness and Care (Be Vigilant) be Carefull!

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

 

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Quote poga Replybullet Posted: 29 February 2008 at 11:10am
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Vegan patient Say's oh my blood sucker needle

Dr Acula told me about this blood curdling puzzle

He said in one box there was six eggs to be shared by two doctor two nurse and two matron

Yet how come one egg still remain in the carton

Vegan patient Say's of my blood sucker needle

Tell me about this vegan brain bender with your meaty logic and AQL

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

The last one took the last passenger with the whole compartment

He took egg and the box what you call easy

Unlike this men who is thinking busy

He is thinking about another men who entered into an empty cove

Front of him was oil lamp wax candle wooden logs and gas stove

But alas men only have one matchstick

Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient

Men was thinking what did another men lighted first using his Aql and  Logic

Underground Undertaker Say's Oh log of overground pyre

First thing he lighted was his matchstick on fire

Then he started looking

And he was looking for thing that the maker does not need it

The buyer does not use it

And the user use it without knowing

Underground Undertaker Say's oh log of overground Pyre

Tell me what is that thing the men was looking there

Log of overground Pyre Say's of my Underground Undertaker

The men was looking for coffin what is not for the buyer nor for the seller nor for the Maker

But tell about this deadly being

He was found dead hanging from the living room ceiling

No one was at home and there was nothing in vicinity to support his state

Nor there was extra rope so he can lift his own weight

Only clue there was that the floor was wet

Log of overground Pyre Say's oh my Underground Undertaker

Tell me how death came in the living room

Tell me how did the met

 

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Quote The Guided One Replybullet Posted: 29 February 2008 at 12:40pm
Allah (there is no god but He) none has the right to be worshipped but Allah! Allah is the King of the Earth and the heavens He is the Answer to everything (He Rules) He is the Judge and everything happens according to His Will therefore None has the right be worshiped but Allah and Mohammed (Peace And Blessings of Allah Be Upon Him) is the Messenger of Allah!.  Allah!
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