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poga
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Joined: 03 January 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 322 |
![]() Posted: 28 February 2008 at 11:11am |
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Originally posted by The Guided One Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim Brothers and sisters we need to learn good knowledge till it becomes a habit in our life A good habit will Guide us and once we have a good habit We will guide all those who have knowledge Let us all seek knowledge and adopt it so it becomes a habit then surely we will be vigilant people (wise). we all seek Wisdom (Vigilance). Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh. ............................................................ .. Asssalmaualaikum Brother suliaman This is humour section you come here to learn wit if you do not have the answer to the quiz then stop posting your preaching here go to the section basic of ISLAM Edited by poga |
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The Guided One
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Joined: 20 November 2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 101 |
![]() Posted: 28 February 2008 at 11:44am |
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Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim I am sorry that I Preached too hard but I was only trying to answer the problem Was not the answer Guide? (vigilance) I will Preach hard til the World is turned in to Paradise! where we all become Guiders and Preachers of Good! Sorry that I am preaching too hard (but I won't stop Preaching Success til everyone Submits to Allah) sorry that I was too Kind and Caring! I will be Kind and Caring till you do not need me O wait I will be Kind and Caring when You don't even need it because I need the more we got the more we need in Kindness and Care (Be Vigilant) be Carefull! Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.
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poga
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![]() Posted: 29 February 2008 at 11:10am |
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Originally posted by poga
Originally posted by poga
Originally posted by poga
Vegan patient Say's oh my blood sucker needle Dr Acula told me about this blood curdling puzzle He said in one box there was six eggs to be shared by two doctor two nurse and two matron Yet how come one egg still remain in the carton Vegan patient Say's of my blood sucker needle Tell me about this vegan brain bender with your meaty logic and AQL Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient The last one took the last passenger with the whole compartment He took egg and the box what you call easy Unlike this men who is thinking busy He is thinking about another men who entered into an empty cove Front of him was oil lamp wax candle wooden logs and gas stove But alas men only have one matchstick Blood sucker needle Say's oh my vegan patient Men was thinking what did another men lighted first using his Aql and Logic Underground Undertaker Say's Oh log of overground pyre First thing he lighted was his matchstick on fire Then he started looking And he was looking for thing that the maker does not need it The buyer does not use it And the user use it without knowing Underground Undertaker Say's oh log of overground Pyre Tell me what is that thing the men was looking there Log of overground Pyre Say's of my Underground Undertaker The men was looking for coffin what is not for the buyer nor for the seller nor for the Maker But tell about this deadly being He was found dead hanging from the living room ceiling No one was at home and there was nothing in vicinity to support his state Nor there was extra rope so he can lift his own weight Only clue there was that the floor was wet Log of overground Pyre Say's oh my Underground Undertaker Tell me how death came in the living room Tell me how did the met
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The Guided One
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![]() Posted: 29 February 2008 at 12:40pm |
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Allah (there is no god but He) none has the right to be worshipped but Allah! Allah is the King of the Earth and the heavens He is the Answer to everything (He Rules) He is the Judge and everything happens according to His Will therefore None has the right be worshiped but Allah and Mohammed (Peace And Blessings of Allah Be Upon Him) is the Messenger of Allah!. Allah!
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