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Quote Azaleah Replybullet Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:13pm
Well, dad said to avoid disaster, he has to shut his mouth
.....and ears.

He said, its too hard to make amends when Mom has blew
her top, SHE HITS THE ROOF!
and dad would end up sleeping in a couch

Poor dad, tsk tsk tsk!
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Quote abuayisha Replybullet Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:19pm

Men's Advice To Women

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

4. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

5. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.

6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

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Quote Azaleah Replybullet Posted: 27 December 2007 at 8:07pm
"If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one..."

Very funny..indeed!
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Quote Azaleah Replybullet Posted: 30 December 2007 at 2:55am

Statistics shows that single men die

more quickly than married man

Therefore if you are looking for a

long slow death, get married!




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Quote Salams_wife Replybullet Posted: 30 December 2007 at 7:47pm
Maybe, but the oldest living man in the world right now has never been married.  He swears this is how he lived so long, but I doubt this as the reason.
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Quote abuayisha Replybullet Posted: 30 December 2007 at 8:43pm

Statistics shows that single men die

more quickly than married man

However, married men are more willing to die.

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Quote Azaleah Replybullet Posted: 31 December 2007 at 4:45am
Lol sis Salam_wife...the reason he is still alive is that, his appointed time has not yet come. Death is still walking around him, i guess.

I read about that in a paperback and makes me laugh and I thought to share it with others, might give them something to think about..and to laugh about..

Like Abuayisha, he said married men are more willing to die..
I wonder why..hmmmmmmmmm


They say marriage is like tourniquet, it stops your circulation..
some other say marriage is like an adventure, its like going to the war!

Majority of men would say "when a man marries his trouble begins!!!"


 


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Quote poga Replybullet Posted: 02 February 2008 at 8:49am

Originally posted by Azaleah

*FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

for men

fine means parking ticket



*FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half
an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

five minutes means cigarette packet



*NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

Nothing means cloud is clear therefore there is chance to get wet



*GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.
go ahead means close the deal and place the bet


*LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

loud sigh means last night was not quite



*THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

that's ok means today is just right



*THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

thanks means thank you

you and me and me and you

love you love you love you



I’m warning the man about them in future
arguments. They can avoid “trouble”  if they
remember the terminology!
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