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Azaleah

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Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:13pm

Well, dad said to avoid disaster, he has to shut his mouth
.....and ears.

He said, its too hard to make amends when Mom has blew
her top, SHE HITS THE ROOF!
and dad would end up sleeping in a couch

Poor dad, tsk tsk tsk!

Leah

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abuayisha

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Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:19pm

Men's Advice To Women

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

4. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

5. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.

6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

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Azaleah

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Posted: 27 December 2007 at 8:07pm

"If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one..."

Very funny..indeed!

Leah

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Azaleah

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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 2:55am

Statistics shows that single men die

more quickly than married man

Therefore if you are looking for a

long slow death, get married!

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Salams_wife

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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 7:47pm

Maybe, but the oldest living man in the world right now has never been married. He swears this is how he lived so long, but I doubt this as the reason.

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abuayisha

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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 8:43pm

Statistics shows that single men die

more quickly than married man

However, married men are more willing to die.

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Azaleah

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Posted: 31 December 2007 at 4:45am

Lol sis Salam_wife...the reason he is still alive is that, his appointed time has not yet come. Death is still walking around him, i guess.

I read about that in a paperback and makes me laugh and I thought to share it with others, might give them something to think about..and to laugh about..

Like Abuayisha, he said married men are more willing to die..

I wonder why..hmmmmmmmmm

They say marriage is like tourniquet, it stops your circulation..

some other say marriage is like an adventure, its like going to the war!

Majority of men would say "when a man marries his trouble begins!!!"

Leah

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poga

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Posted: 02 February 2008 at 8:49am

Originally posted by Azaleah

*FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

for men

fine means parking ticket

*FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half
an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

five minutes means cigarette packet

*NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

Nothing means cloud is clear therefore there is chance to get wet

*GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.
go ahead means close the deal and place the bet

*LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

loud sigh means last night was not quite

*THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

that's ok means today is just right

*THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

thanks means thank you

you and me and me and you

love you love you love you

I’m warning the man about them in future
arguments. They can avoid “trouble” if they
remember the terminology!

Edited by poga

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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:13pm
	Well, dad said to avoid disaster, he has to shut his mouth .....and ears. He said, its too hard to make amends when Mom has blew her top, SHE HITS THE ROOF! and dad would end up sleeping in a couch Poor dad, tsk tsk tsk!
	Leah
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3992	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:19pm
	Men's Advice To Women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 3. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 4. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 5. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 8:07pm
	"If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one..." Very funny..indeed!
	Leah
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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 30 December 2007 at 2:55am
	Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man Therefore if you are looking for a long slow death, get married! Edited by Azaleah
	Leah
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Salams_wife Senior Member Joined: 31 July 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 296	Posted: 30 December 2007 at 7:47pm
	Maybe, but the oldest living man in the world right now has never been married. He swears this is how he lived so long, but I doubt this as the reason.
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abuayisha Senior Member Joined: 05 October 1999 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3992	Posted: 30 December 2007 at 8:43pm
	Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man However, married men are more willing to die.
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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 31 December 2007 at 4:45am
	Lol sis Salam_wife...the reason he is still alive is that, his appointed time has not yet come. Death is still walking around him, i guess. I read about that in a paperback and makes me laugh and I thought to share it with others, might give them something to think about..and to laugh about.. Like Abuayisha, he said married men are more willing to die.. I wonder why..hmmmmmmmmm They say marriage is like tourniquet, it stops your circulation.. some other say marriage is like an adventure, its like going to the war! Majority of men would say "when a man marries his trouble begins!!!"
	Leah
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poga Senior Member Joined: 03 January 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 322	Posted: 02 February 2008 at 8:49am
	*Originally posted by Azaleah* FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. for men fine means parking ticket FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. five minutes means cigarette packet NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" Nothing means cloud is clear therefore there is chance to get wet GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. go ahead means close the deal and place the bet LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" loud sigh means last night was not quite THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. that's ok means today is just right *THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. thanks means thank you you and me and me and you love you love you love you I’m warning the man about them in future arguments. They can avoid “trouble” if they remember the terminology! <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> <!--[endif]--> Edited by poga
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