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   *FINE

This is the word women use to end an

argument when they are right and you

need to shut up.

*FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half

an hour. Five minutes is only five

minutes if you have just been given 5

more minutes to watch the game before

helping around the house.

*NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm.

This means "something," and you should

be on your toes. Arguments that begin

with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

*GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't

do it.

*LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a

non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud

Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot

and wonders why she is wasting her

time standing here and arguing with you

over "Nothing"

*THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous

statements that a woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants

to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for

your mistake.

*THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not

question it or faint. Just say you're

welcome.

I’m warning the man about them in future

arguments. They can avoid “trouble”  if
they

remember the terminology!

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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Topic: WOMAN’S LANGUAGE Posted: 14 December 2007 at 12:43am
	FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. *THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. I’m warning the man about them in future arguments. They can avoid “trouble” if they remember the terminology!
	Leah
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The Guided One Senior Member Joined: 20 November 2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 101	Posted: 15 December 2007 at 2:51am
	Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim, Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh. Thanks for informing us Azeleah. Thank you once again for reminding us to be thankful of what Allah has given us. All praise thanks are due to Allah (Alhamdulilah) Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh.
	A. Suleiman
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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 15 December 2007 at 3:53am
	Walaykum sallam wr wb.. Welcome brother. This may appear like a joke but its what most happens in a household. Man in nature is complex.... Sallam
	Leah
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seekshidayath Female Islam Senior Member Joined: 26 March 2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 3337	Posted: 15 December 2007 at 5:48pm
	, Its very true sister Azleah. I totally agree with it.
	Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “All the descendants of Adam are sinners, and the best of sinners are those who repent."
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imp87 Senior Member Joined: 15 July 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 164	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:30pm
	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" Thanks for the post Edited by imp87
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Salams_wife Senior Member Joined: 31 July 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 296	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:35pm
	I really have to agree with this. It is so true!
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Azaleah Groupie Joined: 06 December 2007 Location: Philippines Online Status: Offline Posts: 73	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:50pm
	Sad to note this but usually it is the man that has the last word... "YES, DEAR!"
	Leah
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Salams_wife Senior Member Joined: 31 July 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 296	Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:52pm
	That is what my father always says to me, lol. Which usually means he will ignore whatever I told him.
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